Excited for the Nolan bump finally resulting in people being able to distinguish this word and its meaning from “tenant”

Define a lot.

From one of the artciles you posted:

Wow, man, Teddy is a piece of shit. At least he has the wherewithal to recognize and admit it. That’s the first step, T!

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

“the forlorn alabastress”

So they can enjoy a family outing, as much as they're able, and so they can see their favorite football team play. I suspect that like a lot of things you never know whether the environment will be too much until you're there, and maybe your kid can handle half but not a full game, etc.

I know it’s pretty baby, but I didn’t take it out for air will always be THAT line!

Keith David will always be #1 for his role in Requiem for a Dream...

They worship gas station food.

Nobody star this.

I mean, if his parents brought him to a Royals - Orioles game, they obviously don’t love him. This is obviously a case of using the baseball as a substitute for the love he lacks from his parents.

I haven’t seen Braveheart in years, but what the fuck was Mel Gibson waiting for?

Don’t we all?

This exchange is peak Deadspin comment section. 

I mean, it’s the Witcher running on the Switch.  If that kind of pulling back on the graphics bothers a person, yeah no shit don’t get it on the Switch.

I don’t believe your comment is clever or funny enough to be posted on an article about the death of a person. For an example of how funny comments can be made about the death of a person, please see Deadspin’s coverage of Gary Coleman’s death.

*Marianne Williamson promises to publicly audit all four sports leagues*

Thank you, fellow old person, for mentioning natural born killers before i did, in a way which would have been much more foaming-at-the-mouth