Lol at your admitting your opinion is too shitty and dumb even for reddit and then just plowing ahead anyway. Keep fucking that chicken, buddy.

why, just because she’s fat, does everyone think she’s going to go home and eat everything in one go? I am a fat person, I love sweets, I love savory foods, but if I tried to eat TWENTY cupcakes AND chocolate AND cookies I’d be puking. fat ladies might eat more than ONE cupcake unlike normal people like you who we can…

I liked the one for “Winners and Losers of the Second Round of the NCAA tournament.” Like that one seems pretty straightforward, guys. There’s a bracket and everything.

Ebert was such a good writer. When he literally lost his voice due to his jaw cancer surgeries, he took to blogging and wrote some amazing things. His website is still a trove of great reviews covering about 40 years of his work.

They look like Draco Malfoy’s goons.

I expect his plaque will read “Joe Thomas. It wasn’t his fault.”

Littering and... Littering and... Littering and...

Kids. In my day we’d just try Collin.

That’s not how an apology should sound.

It was a fucking mistake; I’m sorry.

Wow, that took an unexpected turn.

Hey, there’s Eric Crouch! See, my one example proves racism doesn’t exist.

You really think Shaquille O’Neal’s kid is on the take? Shaquille O’Neal’s kid is so desperate for cash that he’d risk his college eligibility, and decide where to attend school, over $100k?

It’s almost like different people have different brains and act differently to different stimuli. But yeah, I agree he does need help.

“As someone else who has been through it” you have a surprisingly lack of empathy for someone who is clearly not right in the head and in your own estimation needs to “get some fucking help.”

How can we, the mere common clay of humanity, possibly laugh at the evolved superbeings intelligent enough to really “get” Rick & Morty to the point in which they spend thousands on 15 cents worth of subpar sauce?

When will I be able to punch people like you on the internet.

Never forget...

You get out.

Amadeus Cho found a way to siphon off Banner’s unique gamma radiation after he’d overloaded himself preventing a bomb explosion from injuring beachgoers. He failed to tell everyone that he was siphoning that energy into himself. And so, the era of the Totally Awesome Hulk begins.