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My god this thread is giving me whiplash. We’ve got whyareyousoracist fighting a multi-front war over the soul of The Root randomly interlaced with calm discussion about the multiculturalism of comic book characters. Good stuff.

I know age is the main (non-racist) reason given for Idris not being given the James Bond role. But he’s not THAT old. If Liam Neeson can be a credible action hero when he’s in his sixties, then Idris Elba will be able to play Bond for awhile. He might not be able to do parkour, but James Bond shouldn’t be doing that

Seriously...? People got their panties in a bunch because Daniel Craig was a blond and batman used a gun in BvS. An ethnically incorrect fictitious character may cause the tides to reverse or the earth to cease to spin on its ecliptic for these people. Never underestimate the gross incompetence or enormous stupidity

I mean, have you read a James Bond book? Because psychopathic sex addict pretty much sums it up.

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

I’ve never seen Luger get so much air since he was jumping out of a cage so Bruiser Brody didn’t murder him.

I never thought about the girlfriend as “who McDormand was before her husband” but that makes a TON of sense. Especially when she tells her ex-husband to be nice to her.

The stupid girlfriend is the nicest character in the movie and she delivers the movie’s central theme. She also is the only character in the movie who is genuinely a good person and doing good things. She works with animals and the disabled.

I didn’t even like the movie that much and I found myself defending it solely because people clearly didn’t understand the movie and were projecting all this crap at it that the movie is not even trying to address.

As a reward, each player will get an extra roll of beautiful, soft paper towels. Very good towels.

...that is literally why I mentioned him

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

The “what’s a computer?” girl is the true villain of our times.

Nah. Just makes me a crotchety old man who doesn’t get the concerns of folks who prioritize differently than I do.

My damage, no one else’s.

Unless it’s a buggy shitshow, then I don’t see a problem with a subjectively bad looking icon.

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Oh no, S4 was SO BAD by the end, you shouldn’t even watch it unless you’re a masochist — a failure I’m not sure anyone could have anticipated when this sparkling, charismatic, great-looking show premiered back in 2010. This video is a bit long, but makes many good points about why the show is ultimately so terrible

God, you’re willfully obtuse. Obviously the OP wasn’t talking about kids getting exploited is good.