Jeez Jon, lighten up. I guess that’s just nacho bag, baby.

I’m starting to get this feeling that Trump does not like black people.

You guys think Russell Wilson and his weak-ass Google moves is bland, wait ‘til you get a load of Sidney Crosby. No hockey player is going to want to “create a distraction”.

Wisdom of a Master Shake, body of a Meatwad.

Today in Republican cognitive dissonance: Two guys are beautifully tackling one another and somehow it’s the straight, married guy trying to stop it who’s ruining everything.

I would never stop laughing if they all decide to visit Obama’s house and offer up an “Obama 1" or “Obama 44" jersey in front of a full assemblage of reporters.

God I hope Episode IX is just an homage to The Force Awakens.

God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

Who’s the one with the concussion, he went to USC, which is in California.

Narp?

LOL-Anyone can stare in Yeezus- it’s a combo of “Resting Bitch Face” and the fact that he’s a kinda Darth Jesus: he doesn’t love everyone, and like you said, he doesn’t care...

Say what?

Reche Caldwell nods, eyes wide in agreement.

THIS!

Go blow your goat. Pedroia has been a great middle infielder for the past 11 years, Gold Glove winning AL MVP, I’ll take the 2 World Series championships he gave me, and tip my cap to you and say have a nice day... and blow a goat

My Dad grew up in eastern Kentucky, about 80 miles up Highway 27 from Frozen Head. He ran all through high school, and even got a cross country scholarship to a school in North Carolina. Like most people from rural Kentucky, going to college 200 miles away was about 195 miles too far, so he dropped out, came back,…

Easy to say with a one-and-done son on the way out the door.

Well I guess I’ll just have to learn to somehow live with this on my conscience.

Counterpoint: Someone screwing up your fast food order is a totally valid reason for punching them in the face.