As someone who has had gastric bypass surgery, yes, it is possible to eat a meal without a drink, and, in my case, it’s necessary. Since there is only so much room in your stomach post-surgery, you need to get as much nutrition as possible from your meals, so you can’t be filling that space with water. Plus, it can…

They’re both definitely blowhard assholes, so it’s easy to see how one could confuse the two. 

From the headline to the last line, this is the best thing I’ve read in a while. I always like your work, Michael, but this might be the best. Fucking bravo, dude. Also: all hail the Knuckle Savior! 

Eh, there are a good many things the writers added that weren’t in the books, including before and after the source material ran out. The writers’ decision to cut these last two seasons short is still puzzling to me, but it hasn’t all been garbage. Also, I’ve never quite understood people who have viewed GoT as…

Read that as “nurse tacos” and was curious. Then, I thought about context and realized that was probably worse. So, then I just went and gave my dog a hug. 

I wonder their excuse will be this year - Durant was out and Steph was in foul trouble, so TOO MUCH was different; it was impossible to cope.

Kids do suck, though. I mean, so does Britt McHenry, but there’s already enough people out there - stop bringing more into the world. 

I mean, it’s in keeping with his style. In for a penny, in for a pound! 

The only problem with it is that they had to have known they were drafting Kyler Murray, like, a week before the draft, at least. Once they drafted Murray, all their leverage was gone. I don’t know if they were ever gonna get a first for Rosen regardless of the time, but surely they could’ve gotten a better return…

This is beautiful. I wish I could give it more than one star. 

Your take sucked, too - it was just a different type of bad. 

Didn’t his finger get fucked up in game 2? No idea if it’s having an effect on him, but him and Harden both had some shit go down in that game. Harden looked he suffered from the Rage virus from 28 Days Later after getting his eyes poked/raked/whatever. 

And then he’d get the chair. 

Man, I hate it when people get things right. It’s just the worst. 

It’s the people who spoil shit on purpose that are assholes. If something is spoiled by my frequenting a place that is known to discuss the topic, then that’s on me. However, if someone buries something in an article completely unrelated to subject at hand that spoils something else? And it’s soon after the release of…

He’s still MY king, damnit! 

Man, now that song’s in my head - love it. <3

You’d think at that point in the game, they’d just know what needs to be done. “Down three, 30 seconds left, we need the ball back for any kind of chance... best just let them dribble most of that time out.” 

NFL teams don’t appreciate players that have, like, opinions and stuff. I honestly thought it was limited to black players having opinions, but apparently it’s anyone.

Steve Smith... apologize. I’m not sure he even understands what that would entail.