Hell, it might be some kinda corporate mandate for some teams - if you’re a team member that plays position X you are required to follow Y and Z social media accounts, etc. No idea, really, but I agree with you 100%, regardless.

I think you’re asking a bit too much with the whole “half jumping” business.

People sure do hate the Celtics, given they haven’t won shit for over a decade now. The Patriots? Sure, since they’re seemingly winning it or at least in the Super Bowl every year, but the Celts haven’t won anything aside from trades with horrible GMs since the aughts.

If Albies is happy with the deal, then I am happy for him. Could he have gotten more? Sure, without a doubt. I’m just happy for the dude and I’m not gonna shit on him for not going for every single possible penny. I’m also not going to call him stupid or a sucker (as some folks here in Commentland have) because,…

Also, as someone who watches the Red Sox and still remembers, the “Send ‘Em in Sveum”. I know he wasn’t wrong EVERY TIME, but it sure as hell seemed like it. So, so bad.

Don’t you dare say they’re taking my bald baby away from me! The thought of Zombie Varys is just too much!

The fuck is with Dennis Schroder’s hair?  

She’ll never lose her job because she’s saying the shit that her scumbag “fanbase” wants to hear. She’d have more of a chance of getting fired if she showed sorrow and remorse over the loss as opposed to, you know, being an ignorant cunt. 

At least Dudley has made a 3-point shot a some point in his life.

“Now”?

So, customer service for literally every major business in this country. I worked for years at Citi and First Data/Paymentech taking customer service calls and it was back to back, nonstop calls there as well. And this was in 2001-2007. I didn’t make $15+/hr until getting promoted out of customer service and before…

Is this worse than the Mariners losing in the first round after winning 116 games in the regular season? I imagine it is, given that at least the Mariners won a game, but still. This is fuckin’ insane.

Just give it to Hot Pie. The man can fucking bake! 

I know it’s your thing, but damn, just fuckin’ enjoy it for what it is. Or don’t. Just stop watching if you think it’s going to be a waste of time. 

I enjoyed season 1 and it’s small town setting. I enjoyed the entire reset of that rolling into season 2 and the subsequent road tripping. I loved anything involving Herr Starr. I’m glad the showing is going to get a proper conclusion - it didn’t need to go on for 10 seasons or anything like that. 

Uh, I think if they had burned coaches, there’d have been more than one felony incident. 

Seems a bit unfair to lump John Wall in with the others just yet. Have to wait and see how he recovers from everything, but I’ll give you that there’s a more than decent chance he doesn’t perform up to the cost. I just mean... Chandler Parsons? That’s rough. 

Great arm, but bad call. Not that it mattered. 

Oh yeah - even if they get past Virginia, there’s no way they’re gonna be able to take down Duke. I mean, the difference between them - there would literally be miles between them. In talent, I mean. 

I hadn’t considered that blue-blood as fuck line-up they went through. Wow. Kansas, NC, and then Kentucky. That’s would be a pretty incredible run in the regular season, let alone through the bracket! Enjoy the Final Four!