One thing she’s had a lot of practice doing is smiling dumbly - is there a cabinet position for that?

I mean, it’s Minnesota - what did you expect them to do, carrots? 

So glad Duke won. I had such a restful sleep night - it was glorious.

Maesri is king! 

I mean, yeah. That’s how it goes. Who’s going to be rooting for the slavers? 

I know your whole deal is a sarcastic recap, but you don’t actually think Alpha wrangled everyone up by herself, do you? I honestly can’t tell. 

Gee, if only The Walking Dead hadn’t tweeted about “make sure you watch this live” while including a gif of The Red Wedding. Even when they manage to make something good, they still manage to fuck things up. All season long, I had wondered when “the territory” situation would come up, and thanks to their tweet, I knew…

Where is Ja?!?!

I’ve got no jokes - I just wanted to tell you that I thought your cavalier attitude towards this Gardner-Webb loss was a little much. They just blew the easiest break a tourney team could be granted so maybe now’s not the time to be piling up on ‘em.

My first thought was that if I tried to kick half that high, my hip would just nope the fuck out. Is Aussie Rules football a mixed sport? I don’t know much about it. Could she get tackled or is like a kicker in the NFL where there’s some protection? Either way, she’s doing shit I couldn’t, that’s for sure.

Wow. I’m a metal guy by nature but I can appreciate talent from anywhere - this young dude can fucking ball. And I love the finish on his LP, too. So much talent for 20. Unreal! 

Devin Townsend is the fucking best. Talented beyond belief but never once cocky about it and a genuinely hilarious dude. I love him. 

“brunged” made me smile way too much. 

Don’t we spend, like, 30% of our lives in bed? So, between lines and bed, we get about 10% to ourselves. 

Outside of Shudderwock, what other Hearthstone animations have been sped up? I’m assuming it would have to be the “recast every blah blah blah” type cards like Yogg, yeah? 

I had no idea Steam Link had been discontinued. I’m so glad I grabbed one - it’s a lovely little piece of tech. I have my main PC in my living room and then have access to my entire Steam library in my bedroom with just a tiny little box, a controller, and an HDMI cable. I really thought that thing would’ve caught on…

You talk about someone defending a sports blog, yet here you are, white knighting for Barstool. Also, revenue is not necessarily a great indicator of success. McDonald’s has a higher yearly revenue than any of Joel Robuchon’s restaurants put together, but I know where the better food is. 

Settle down, Veruca Salt. When you resort to rooting for the Warriors, you’ve gone beyond redemption. You’re a bad egg. 

You seem pleasant. 

Most dramatic two foot drop I’ve ever seen. Surprised there wasn’t a Wilhelm in there.