Lady holding a PETA sign while protesting over “humane meat” being a myth - get royally fucked.

Oh boy! “Kek” The edge is finely honed on this one.

Like a goddamn potato gained sentience and then somehow made its way onto the president’s staff. Then again, our president’s like trash bag full of shit, used condoms, and shriveled foreskin gained sentience, so why not a potato?

Might be a joke to you snarky fucks at Deadspin, but I’m sure that dude felt rather good.

I had no idea you were a fan of Rivers of Nihil, Diana - any other techy death bands you dig on?

I still really quite miss him - his reviews were a joy to read. I mean, they still are, but we’re no longer lucky enough to get more.

Who the fuck is “Deadspin Senior Kentucky Correspondent”?

Where is Bomani Jones when I need him?

Eh. I mean, it was a nice play, but he looks fine.

Not sure why he nixed it or if he regrets, but I regret it on his behalf just because someone who is a true paragon of his position deserves to get at least one real sniff at a Super Bowl run. Guys like him, Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson [countless others I’m missing out, but it’s late and my brain is closing in on…

Has Logan Paul tried this with a dead body yet?

Also, this is completely unrelated, but goddamn do I love Rowe’s hair. That color combo is just wonderful. Brochu just hating and trying to destroy what she could never be. Fuck that asshole.

So fucking gross - both what she did and how leniently she was treated. Hope she falls into a pile of used tampons and rusty needles on a daily basis for, oh, let’s say 5 years.

Yeah, at 19-15, just be glad some teams are being investigated which allowed UA to get in at all and enjoy the one possible win - it’s really better than nothing at all.

Concepcion has no right to use the phrase “sound and fury, signifying nothing” given that’s what his entire goddamn blog entry is. Holy shit this dude spent a lot of words to say very, very little.

Must be weird as a band to be permanently stuck at age 17-20.

I’m mostly just fuckin’ with ya, friend. We’ve all made some stupid looking messages/posts before. Sorry for coming across as overly critical - I thought the Qbert bit would show I was just having some fun.

No, it’s not a little harsh. It looks like shit. Random Qbert symbols thrown in every few sentences will do that.

Oh, fuck off - Three Billboards is better than Crash in every way.

They’ve always been that way. Ever since the ability to communicate with other players during a multiplayer match became a reality, there have been people calling other people any and all varieties of heinous things. It’s just now, they’re on a platform [well, the pros are], in a spotlight, and either they do not…