Oh yeah. Throwing hot soup at someone is just the height of goddamn humor. It’s the LeBron James of funnies.

That girl in the picture looks like the fucking worst. Probably gives her parents the shits about every single thing.

Poor Brandon Roy. Loved watching him play.

Second lady in the video played a key political figure in Game of Thrones, someone who has survived since episode one: Tits. Seriously - is she supposed to be anyone or is it just “hey, look at my wolf hat and my Titans of Braavos”?

You didn’t see the second one in the video? The “Game of Thrones” one? I mean, it’s accurate because there are a lot of tits on that show, but she’s just wearing a wolf hat and not much else. Eh.

So, that’s her cum face, right?

To paraphrase a guy John Oliver quoted on one of his many Trump segments: “It’s hard to cover Trump because we don’t know what he means when he says words.”

Food Wishes Chef John? Ugh. I’ve been watching him for years and still didn’t pick up on that, haha. Thanks for the response!

Morgan is going to Fear the Walking Dead. I don’t know if any other changes are happening.

Help me out on the LBC - I’ve got everything else, but my mind is just blanking on “LBC”. I keep wanting to say “lard, bacon, carrots” which, uh, I’m pretty sure is incorrect.

Or because he doesn’t want to attend what’s about to a very clearly sinking ship. 100k is shit to his family.

Shaq’s kid could wipe his asshole with $100k.

Yup, him and Kawhi Leonard. Burneko’s got ‘em on top of his super duper jazzed up sixth man list!

Slow it down, hoss - I don’t want you cutting yourself on all that edge you’re displaying there. You seem to have demonstrated an understanding of “slow” previously, so I hope I don’t have to take that any further. Take care of yourself, mate - baby steps.

And now he has ducked out before the competition was even over, bypassed the media etc, instead of taking a celebratory “victory lap” in what is probably his last Olympics. Apparently, he also trained alone, disliked having his bio up on Olympic sites/speedskating sites, declined to do team pursuit when he was at his…

Corey Graves is a tool, so that line of response isn’t terribly surprising. Interesting article overall, though - thanks for that.

Lol, the accountant.

Some of ya’ll don’t see much copy pasta, huh?

Lol “hyper-productive role player”. Let’s hear for the 2018-2019 Sixth Man of the Year, Kawhi Leonard!

I mean, yeah, they can. They can flip flop a hundred times on it if they want to. Also, I think there’s a difference between complaining about the length of games when there are 162 of them before even reaching the playoffs and the Olympic Finals where you don’t necessarily want something that important decided on a…