The best song is Dancing Mad, damnit - there is no other choice! Seriously, though, the entire soundtrack is phenomenal.

He’s 7 feet tall and you can’t teach that.

“Somewhere, above the clouds, four little girls whose souls left their bodies 54 years ago are smiling. Maybe Denise McNair, Addie Mae Collins, Carole Robertson and Cynthia Wesley looked down at what another monster had done to other 14-year-olds and said: “Don’t worry, we got y’all.””

I mean, imagine that - comedy is subjective. Hangers didn’t find it as funny as you did.

Dang. Late nomination for the 2017 edition of Most Vehemently Rejected Comment award. Well done!

Oh, Big Daddy Hamstrings.

Great Job, Internet! doesn’t normally mean that sincerely, does it? I thought it was like a “way to fuck it up” type deal. But, I’m wrong a lot, so there’s that, too.

I mean, they’re all carnies, though - that’s part of the show.

So, Bengals in the 4th round?

I think the “f” word, the one regarding someone’s sexual orientation, is much, MUCH worse than the “c” word, unless we’re thinking of different ones. Agreed on the rest, though.

I mean, isn’t 68-67 some kinda school record at Rutgers?

Please, show me more 7th round QB success stories. I’ve got a lot of time to kill today, so I’m totally ready for the mother lode that you’ll surely unearth.

That was 20 years ago and the guy who called him that has been dead for a long while, now. Ohtani was in kindergarten at that point. Also, it didn’t stop them from signing Matsui or Tanaka.

Sorry about the leg, though.

Yeah, that caught my eye, too. How about “don’t say that” without any qualifiers regarding where and when.

Is he finally done fucking with Donkey and Diddy Kong?

Well, he already said “your problem, not mine”, so my moneys’ on further doubling down.

Pop, Kerr, Stevens, Carlisle and, at least offensively, D’Antoni.

That’s such a beautifully subtle burn.

Wow.