Somewhere, an Activision exec’s ears just perked up.

It’s a 2K employee who should get the ax as it’s their software - but yes, someone from EA should probably be fired as well just out of principle.

So stupidly priced, yet also so highly rated. Poor Vita owners.

Welp, clearly there was not enough.

Has Mikami ever tried cosmic or psychological horror? Looking at his works, i can’t see anything that would be considered attempts at either of those. I’m not saying he’d be good at them, mind you, but I don’t know that he’s ever really given them a proper go.

Phil Margera, is that you?

What, exactly, in those tweets, was racist? I’m not defending the guy - he’s a proper cunt, for sure. But, he was calling people dumb, arrogant, dull-witted, blah blah blah. I didn’t really see anything racist, though. I mean, whatever gets that idiot off of Twitter.

Good lord - candy corn is fucking garbage. Like, yeah, black jelly beans are terrible, but I’d a hundred of them before eating a single piece of candy corn. You can keep your trash candy for babies, man.

What the fuck even is this? People dressed as the KFC Colonel at a game between Michigan St. and Indiana? Jfc.

And this was not entertaining in the slightest, so it didn’t even live up to that standard. I’m all for mindless shit so long as it’s funny and/or otherwise entertaining. But when you’re throwing dumb nitpicks at an equally dumb book? Meh.

Why. Just why.

Hello, Pulitzer. This is the hard-hitting, important shit, right here.

So why even write the article? A nothing article about a problem with no solution. Ho boy, get that Pulitzer ready.

Eh. Some people bust out JR way too easily.

Really? “Forever”? It has been less than a fucking week. They acted like cunts - they can deal with some warranted ribbing for a while. Fuck off.

“It would be hilarious if it weren’t so heartbreakingly disappointing.” Nah, it’s just hilarious. 

Well, there goes my appetite for sports, food, and sex all in one fell swoop. Thanks, Injured Thor.

Eh, it’s soccer. This just means fewer asshole fans at bars.

How is this still a thing?

I never thought I’d see the phrase “the full tiddies” in a lawsuit, but here we are.