All this technology at their hands and this is how they pass the time. Teenagers are fucking dumb.

What happens in Buffalo, hopefully, thankfully, stays in Buffalo.

So many shitty, shittttttty people on that network who get so much airtime, and they couldn’t or wouldn’t find anything for Katie Nolan. That place deserves to die a slow, ignominious death.

Watched this on the Facebook post first, so I didn’t see the proper title. All I saw was “what the hell, man.” I watched this without sound, so I legit thought the video was about #11's pro-attempt at a screen.

Glad that sunk. They suck enough military cock as it is - don’t need anymore jingoistic bullshit going on.

Jesus fuckin’ Christ. The only way he could be more annoying is if he threw the clapping emoji after every other word. Eric Thames should show up at his house unannounced just to see if his trade feelings remain the same.

Lol, enjoy becoming intimately acquainted with Nintendo’s legal department. Idiot. 

It helps out the fans, too. The next Lebron ain’t willingly going to, say, Phoenix - but with the draft, they have an opportunity. You see it as helping the owners, but I see it as “not every amazing rookie ever ending up in NY, LA, Bos, or Chi.”

Good god. I’m a Red Sox fan and I’ve hated this fucking song for years. Now it seems to be everywhere and everything is horrible.

I’ve tried caring about this, but I really don’t - get it out in the open and standardize it somehow. The kids should be getting paid. I take that back: I do care. Well, “care” in the sense that I laughed over Rick Pitino getting fired for this as opposed to his players/recruits running the dick train on some paid…

“Newly expanded definition” Jesus, what a crock of shit. Get fucked with a buckeye, cuntface.

Do you really still see “pretend sport” as being some kind of damaging phrase? Everyone fucking knows it’s pre-arranged. So is Game of Thrones. So was Interstellar. Get off your shitbox, shitface.

What a fucking joke. Six years later and you have to pay for it if you don’t get it in the first week? You can eat a raw dick, Bethesda.

To be fair, even the most honed, brief questions wouldn’t garner anything useful from that human equivalent of a sad trombone sound effect.

Yeah, pretty much this - they’re saying the things would get others in a lot of trouble. But successful and white [but mostly white] give them a bit of carte blanche, and they’re using it to great ends.

That five times fast.

Das realllllll good.

It’s like someone hit him with a tranq dart. I haven’t slept like that in years.

Nope, no one is possibly capable at considering multiple issues at once. Not at all. No way.

Someone get Alec Baldwin on the phone!