Man, this list is so much shorter than the disappointments list. Pretty much 2016 summed up perfectly.

Thank you for this. Sincerely.

As you should. Wow. Next time, I think it would be best if you just skirt the issue lest someone come by and give you a short ribbing.

Man, who’s gonna lead them to a first round blowout now? Jeez.

It’s like they’re actively hoping someone dies. Fucking morons.

Jesus. They’ve been sad for a decade and a half - let ‘em have one season.

Man, you’ve got to draw a line somewhere. Dave Matthews? Hope that shit was gilded with platinum.

Wasn’t even him driving.

Hooo boy, this entire post is filled with shit bags and their shit takes. PSU sucks. OSU sucks. I don’t even know why people are arguing about who wants to be the sacrificial goat on the altar of Alabama. Boy, I sure wish myyyyyyy team could finish in second place.

The level of pedantry on display is almost impressive.

No, THIS is peak Steph. Or Steph’s peaks.

Man, for being fans of a team that hasn’t won shit in over a century, there sure are some uppity, talk-shit Cubs fans here. Oof. That fall’s gonna be fantastic.

Shit, like Prescott would be any good on this team.

You gonna tell Shawn Oakman he can’t be somewhere? I’m not about to get destroyed by the final boss of NCAA Football ‘15, thanks.

Glad Keenan Allen didn’t overstay his welcome this year.

Impossible. The only way to make a ribeye taste bad is by cooking it past medium-rare.

Career stats:

Wow. It’s like Taco Bell in Demolition Man.

Miami got what they wanted out of Wade and now they don’t have to worry about paying him for his Kobe years. They can act upset about losing out on him, but I have to imagine they were jumping for joy when he left.

“It’s the same reason there wasn’t as much anger towards LeBron ‘chasing’ more rings when he went back to Cleveland”