The early aughts Kings were the last basketball team I truly rooted for. They wonderful to watch. That team should’ve won a ring.

Wonder how Dr. James Andrews is with gastric bypass? Maybe they could get a combo deal. Then again, combo deals are part of what led to Pablo’s downfall, so perhaps they should avoid it.

Fuck you, McShay. Seriously. Just fuck right off.

Seriously - I don’t know how someone couldn’t root for him. Dude’s just fantastic and seems like he “gets it”, you know? Like, he understands you’re actually allowed to have fun in baseball.

The fuck is the point of this article?

Wait, I think there are still a few comment threads you didn’t drop this knowledge into.

You were minimally impacted, so it clearly must be nothing serious - get your head out of your asshole.

Arya Stark really is going all in now.

...daggers. Devil daggers.

Really thought this was about her eyes until I noticed the shirt.

Eh, Cy Young’s got the record for most career losses. You take the bad with the good.

Do you also make millions of dollars a year?

Aw man, it’s like witnessing babby’s first butthurt. Calm your tits, Arty.

A dozen? Fuck, just go look at Bomani Jones’ mentions - there were more than a dozen before the 4th quarter started and that’s when the game was still well within reach.

Charming.

I think he means this: “when we (as athletes or people with a platform) can do this (call out injustices, shed light on subjects)...”

Never a bad time for JK Simmons in all his glory.

“Chomping at the bitch” - no need to bring Gisele into this.

The Sean Taylor one in particular still hurts. The man died in his home defending his family and he got shit on for days and weeks by people like Cowherd and Wilborn.

Ralph Wiggum, is that you?