All your other nonsense aside, now you’re gonna call playing two years “just passing through”?

If he had only left it at the Lendale trade - I actually chuckled at that.

Less game than Drunk Joe Namath.

Ouch. +!

This. This is good.

"Taters" really IS the best.

I love this show. Definitely the best thing ESPN airs.

Clearly saving up all that non-tip money to buy some eyebrows.

Bolo ties for days, son!

He'll never be done.

That death stare at the end always gets me. It's like looking into infinity.

Still my favorite crossover

Yes! This! Ol' Al is rolling in his grave right now.

"Melo would jump to the NBA that spring; college wasn't for him."

You don't fucking say.

"Well, Calipari's policy is already one and done, so these freshmen would just be done a bit sooner than expected."

I loved Schilling, the baseball player. I'm not as big a fan of Schilling, the non-baseball player. He says some dumb things. But, I don't think you can ever hate on a dad trying to protect/defend his child. Good on ya, Curt - fuck those creepy douchebags. I hope he's right and that every time someone searches for…

Plenty of real life dudes are absolute shit, too.

C'mon, that missing house one was pretty good.

Damnit, Jerry.