Why would anyone even want to remake that turd? It was Babby's First RPG. The only redeeming quality that game had was a pretty righteous chip tune metal soundtrack.

Yay, Chronogear! Love that guy. Pretty sure he did the same thing for Dark Souls II as well. Or maybe that was just a plain soul level 1 playthrough.

I've played NV, but it has been a while - by saying no human, robot, or creature kills, does that mean that he killed nothing at all or are things like super mutants exempt?

"Seems fine to me."

This really made me laugh for some reason. I hope this gets more stars.

That's an insult to Paul Heyman. Well, the Skip Bayless-specific role, at least.

I had never realized...

I hate you. +1

Is there a term for when the facsimile surpasses that the original? Because good lord is Nick Offerman so much better than Mike Ditka just in general.

That's uncanny.

Wow. Just, damn. +1

Goddamnit. +1

This one is so fucking correct that it hurts.

"Score the basketball" is probably the dumbest thing to come out of NBA announcing, well, ever.

It's not surprising to me, really. ESPN employed Joe Morgan for a fuckton of years and that dude hated statistics so much that he probably tried making an argument against the existence of numbers in general at some point. Granted, ESPN =/= Turner, but every company involved in sports has made that mistake, I think.

Kind of impressive, though, if you think about it. "More of an asshole than MJ". Like, that takes some kind of dedication because you don't luck into that much dickishness.

Well, this comment thread went in a different direction than I was expecting.

Goddamnit. +1

If that's a butt, she's got some weird wrists.