Nephew of Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Someone get him to hate Twitter again.

As long as you remember it's a game, it probably won't give you heart trouble. Relax.

Jesus, you sound like the people who bitched about the Souls games not having modular difficulty settings. Seriously. Not everything has to be Burger King. I don't know if you'll believe this, but did you know that there are actually restaurants where you eat what the chef prepares, without changes, substitutions, or,…

Jesus, you sound like the people who bitched about the Souls games not having modular difficulty settings. Seriously. Not everything has to be Burger King. I don't know if you'll believe this, but did you know that there are actually restaurants where you eat what the chef prepares, without changes, substitutions, or,…

No, it's not. It's the developer's choice to program it that way. It's your choice to buy the game or not. Don't like it? Speak with your wallet. Stop sounding like an entitled asshole.

Some articles are listing this as a big surprise. I thought this was pretty much a done deal as soon as Fowler stepped in for Musburger? Well, as close as something can be to a done deal in this type of work. It was just a matter of time.

Guess this was part of His plan, too, eh Russ?

Sounds exactly like something Derek Jeter would get behind.

The fuck is wrong with you people?

Gronk looks like the bad guy from Encino Man.

It'd be funny if I didn't know there were dudes out there probably thinking exactly this.

Thanks for all the responses, folks - didn't know there was so many determining factors involved.

I don't have much legal knowledge at all - can someone explain the difference between "rape" and "aggravated rape"?

"Think they'd take Dalton instead?"

So, about that 140 character limit.

So, kettle chips, ridged chips... and then flavors? This is such a weird fucking bracket. Doritos in the semis, wasabi peas eliminated in round one - ya'll need Jesus.

If not for grabbing your junk to readjust it, why else would you mention the use of a cup?

Yeah, because dude just happened to be readjusting his junk while in mid-air.

There's a difference between adjusting your junk and grabbing your dick as a means of telling the other team to fuck off. C'mon, don't be dumb.