All of this.

Aren't too many guys where I say "he was OWED a championship" - Ernie Banks was one of 'em. Either while playing or in retirement, I wish he could've been a part of it. And it seems like the team's starting to really turn a corner now. It might not have been too long. RIP, Mr Cub.

How the fuck are wasabi peas out already? You people are animals.

"The referee's whistle that ended this torture-porn atrocity was a wildly unearned act of mercy.By all rights, when last night's game ended, everyone in the Wells Fargo Center ought to have been loaded onto buses and taken directly to dark, quiet rooms where they could contemplate the horrors of the void."

And it's still wholly appropriate.

Just making me think of the Microsoft version from back when... ugh. What an utter disaster. Such a terrible, terrible disservice to the license.

I don't know if I've seen someone get buried harder or faster than this. Well done. +1

Well, that was certain pleasant and helpful.

So dumb. +1

I've been a fan of Peyton's since the Tennessee days. I've followed him all the way, switched allegiances when he went to Denver, the whole bit. That game was hard to watch. Not because they lost [as a Manning fan, you're kind of used to it], but the way he looked. He just looked like a dude who had nothing left and…

That Wes Anderson joke was beautiful, too.

I'm sure Notre Dame football's spring practice sessions starts up in a time not long from here.

Seems like even non-Cowboys fans are thinking they got jobbed.

At this point, I'm not sure why media folks bother asking him questions. Like, you know you're getting some kind of canned response regardless of what's asked, so why bother?

Was that bottom left one a guy eating a girl or a guy eating a guy? I honestly can't tell, hah.

Bob Ley's thinking "Man, I don't deserve this shit. They give Skip Bayless whatever the fuck he wants, and I get left handling this bullshit. Fuck you, John Skipper."

Early contender for comment of the year +1

This is great. Man, that shirt. It's like watching one of the first episodes of Seinfeld - the fashion gives it all away.

No way that dude's only 200 lbs.

I don't know why this tickled me so much, but it did. +1