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Conor Malcolm Crockford
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I remember it as a mix, yeah but I was very very young. Also the sharks terrified me.

I was going to google this then just remembered. Jackal Onassis is great but I have to go with this.

YES. Every time he says it it just gets creepier and creepier.

The hilariously obvious Charlie dummy stand in getting smashed by the truck.

Watched it a few nights ago again and it was hysterically funny.

"I ate ALL the pizza…and I drank all the beer."

You will enjoy it.

"But it *sounds* like she doesn't wanna have sex with you…"

"Yeah, I think she tried to kill herself." "Oh she did, I saw it, I just didn't tell you about it."

Charlie's whole rant to Dee is amazing.

I will laugh hysterically with no fail, every time Charlie asks Santa if he fucked his mom and then bites the poor mans neck.

Just magnets. His confident "She'll know what it is" is wonderful.

I feel like you need more time to get the characters with that one.

The "implication" scene is a masterpiece of comedy, pure and simple.

Jimmi Simpson's finest moment, like, in his entire life.

Mac and Charlie fighting over the chips is so hilarious.

Yes, I'm thinking of Goering.

It has to come from Himmler right? Big bald Nazi guy 101.

I get that. I guess it'd be a little weird to say "All Jewish kids to the front please for auditions."

Do the Baudelaires look crypto Jewish? I guess I wouldn't know. I do feel like the casting both here and in the movie was "Burton-y kinda kids."