Sex. On. Wheels.

That's the whole point, that car doesn't need to be that fast when it makes you jizz your pants every time you walk into your garage and look at it. And yes, it is that damned erotic. I find these cars to be worth the money far more than other less interesting 'halo' classic cars people drool over. Boring. Show me a…

*rimshot*

Actually, Mercedes was not the name of a Benz daughter, she was the daughter of Emil Jellenik, a famous and successful Austrian race car driver and businessman (large importer and distributor of early Daimler-Benz automobiles). In the 1900's his racing team was his daughter's name - Mercedes, spanish for grace.

And if you're not in a car worth 50k or more in certain areas of Nassau County (read: North Shore, where Great Gatsby is written about) you'll be targeted, and if you're ethnic in a car that nice, they'll still go after you. Not every cop is a d-bag about it, but there have been quite a lot of those BS stops in my…

I just want you to know I fully support this political party, I was merely curious about the quotation of us as a political entity. We are a house of hoon, poon, and all around shenanigans.

+1

Geoff!

Innocent play on words to drive traffic, unless its a hidden bit of advertising for the even more expensive 'dig your own ditch, bring your own dead-hooker' get-away deals. I saw it on KAYAK

Where are these mystical dealerships, I've never heard of one by me but would love to operate heavy machinery for fun, for free.

"Ray Wert, Editor-in-Chief, political website Jalopnik"

That should be installed on every soda fountain in the world, regardless of brand

Heartclick. Made my day

Valid point, they're great cars those MX-5's, but how much more poon can you get while hooning this instead of a hairdresser's Miata?

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Not HOA, City ordinance law

If you look ethnic and drive too nice or too shitty of a car in New York you'll get pulled over, just ask this nice dru-I mean lovely PR.

Still funny

Win.

Factory traction control tuned and programmed to handle 612 BHP certainly can't handle 1,000 BHP without heavy modification, and as was said above, if he's this much of an asshat (and we know he is) he probably doesn't care or know about the engineering or technical challenges to make it work.