Where are these mystical dealerships, I've never heard of one by me but would love to operate heavy machinery for fun, for free.

"Ray Wert, Editor-in-Chief, political website Jalopnik"

That should be installed on every soda fountain in the world, regardless of brand

Heartclick. Made my day

Valid point, they're great cars those MX-5's, but how much more poon can you get while hooning this instead of a hairdresser's Miata?

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Not HOA, City ordinance law

If you look ethnic and drive too nice or too shitty of a car in New York you'll get pulled over, just ask this nice dru-I mean lovely PR.

Still funny

Win.

Factory traction control tuned and programmed to handle 612 BHP certainly can't handle 1,000 BHP without heavy modification, and as was said above, if he's this much of an asshat (and we know he is) he probably doesn't care or know about the engineering or technical challenges to make it work.

Heartclick and #COTD

The hospital knew better than to ever bother even issuing him one upon his birth.

You see, that's the reason you don't crash expensive cars into other people and injure/maim them. You aren't an egotistical asshat with a bank account larger than your brain/driving talents...

Fantastic.

Heartclick

Yes, a great deal of buyers don't care about lap times or handling ability, yet I'd be willing to be almost everyone who would bother paying a lot more money than a basic CTS or 535i in the first place (other than asshat execs who want the badge to go with their over-sized polo-horse-logo'ed-retard-jerseys) who would…

That actually looks like their Interlagos Blue, which has been BMW's all-purpose offering on their sporty models for 8-10 years (and is still my favorite car color ever, I'm still considering respraying my non-BMW in it because its so gorgeous).

If you play Racecar you win the game

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