I can’t speak for anyone else, obviously; in my little part of Australia we’re more about side-eye, sarcasm, and swearing. Maybe they do shade in the eastern states.

THE UNITED STATES FLAG CODE
Title 4, Chapter 1

Has a contingency of black and brown gay men or perhaps some old black ladies from the south gone down under to properly demonstrate the glory of shade?

This is delicious following his sputtering and sparsely populated March 4 Trump “rallies” over the weekend.

It may have been the biggest crowd ever going by jeans size.

And Topher is waiting around for a That 70's show reunion to jumpstart his career again.

Yup, meanwhile Ashton is doing amazing work to end sex trafficking and child pornography.

The episode about the twin brothers made me cry so hard. And then laugh at the end when he was describing how the neighbor was fine disconnecting from him and his family (including his small children) but didn’t want to disconnect from his dog.

From the WTF? desk:

Then you need to order a well-done steak with a side of ketchup and stiff the waiter on the tip.

“I started TrumpSingles.com because of the divide in our country”

Now I kind of want to make a weekly blog featuring dogs of the Jezebel community and interviewing their humans on their idiosyncrasies...

Pets of world leaders. Heck, even current pets of former world leaders.

500 days of Lennu! Make it happen.

Yes, we absolutely need more of this.

Does Norway have a song written about it?

Please do this on a weekly basis. I need this in my life.