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That was the best Drunk History episode! Funny and informative because I didn’t know Harriet Tubman was a spy. 

I would like Jezebel to start a tag called “Moments of Joy”. This would qualify. No politics, no judgement, just moments in time of people truly enjoying whatever experience they are part of. Sometimes you just gotta see someone having fun. letting go, and being present and joyful.

I’m still working on leftover Christmas treats in the freezer. No puddings, but I have egg nog cheesecake squares. Really long road trip? I’ll put on the kettle.

Please someone come eat all these treats.

Remember those youthful halcyon days of yore when she was married to Ryan Reynolds? Such a simpler, more innocent time.

A: Great job one upping each other this week, Brangelina publicists. Angelina smells divine while saving the world! Brad is just such a wonderful dad and a better man for it! And scene.

Are you crazy? People will lose healthcare. Free speech is being curtailed. Science is being attacked. States are trying to pass laws that allow cops to shoot protesters, civilians to run them over, and law enforcement agencies to sue them. Hate crimes against non-white people, Jews, and Muslims have increased. They

These motherfuckers are all a bunch of traitors and IMHO should hang.

In Vancouver the focus was on indigenous people and their issues. It was incredible and recreated a sense of community and connection. It was wonderful to be out marching with three generations.

This is GLORIOUS.

OMG I need a Godzilla-style monster film about a giant monster vagina coming out of the Atlantic and attacking Trump’s White House.

PDX Represents

Actually, Sheila, the vast majority of fetuses are aborted before there is any observable sex.

This is a great idea- the only thing is in prison you want something to do with your hands. I want her to be able to trace easily and color for when she needs to distract herself. Also, tracing, coloring, and generally enhancing images to create art that people want can then be traded for stuff like coffee and candy

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear

There’s more sparkle between the Carters than between those two.

This is SO off-topic and I apologize- a friend of mine is in prison and I want to send her a book or two. They allow coloring books and regular books if ordered from Amazon.com. I’m drawing a blank at what to send her. She is an artist and very intellectual and I know would appreciate something art related or a good

You can see the sparks between the Obamas. There really doesn’t seem to be much between the Trumps.

And Tiffany’s- as well as Gucci (which Kellyane wore) have been publicly voicing their disapproval that the Trumps are costing them money.

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

Stop calling her a Jackie Kennedy wanna- be. She’s clearly a Carla Bruni knock-off.