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Oh, ok.

Since Jane who very much is an ignorant slut dismissed my comment, I’ll repost it here:

I have the first 2 episodes on the DVR, as yet unseen. But it sounds like this is more akin to ultra-camp guilty pleasure The Royals (parallel universe British royal family, as imagined by someone who watched too much Dynasty as a child, even including Joan Collins as guest matriarch).

We went to a circus when I was little and the only thing I really remember about it was how upset my mom was over it and we never went to a circus again.

I don’t remember my one or two trips to the circus as a child, but I do remember a forced trip to Dolly Parton’s Dixieland stampede (a civil war themed medieval times dinner show where the south wins). All I remember was how horrified I was at the nearly featherless ostriches that they were riding (cause

The Elephant Sanctuary in Tennessee has said they’re open to taking some. They specialize in decommissioned (ugh) circus and zoo elephants, and they’re an excellent conservation center.

My four year old spent 20 minutes peeling paper wrappers off crayons yesterday.

My dating experiences and general experience with men have led me to believe that straight men are good only for getting laid.

humanitarian aid to African countries was like the ONE thing W. got right.

Christ. Trump is shaping up to be worse than Jesse fucking Helms, which is an accomplishment in being a terrible person. Helms had the realization that maybe Jesus wasn’t a fan of letting kids die of AIDs and helped secure some of this funding.

In real America, possession of a library card negates a pre-existing man card.

I was really excited to vote for Hillary, too. I even voted for her in the primary (and I’m a millenial, gasp!)

I had the good fortune early in my career to have some fantastic women as my supervisors and mentors, so that’s never been an issue for me.

Per the Constitution, President pro tempore of the Senate (Orrin Hatch!), then Speaker of the House.

But you KNOW the dick part has to happen.

What scares me as much is Trump replacing the Commanding general of DC’s National guard as of Inauguration Day

Happy 2017!

That is what I was thinking!

HE IS. Comey is being blackmailed.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.