Kara, this is fucking perfect. This is one of the best things you’ve ever written #onhere. This got me, a 39 year old black woman right in the gut:

Then again, here’s Hefner being a fucking madman about why the rabbit represents women:

Both of my parents. All. The Time.

“I’m your parent not your friend.”

“Likin’ your black ass wasn’t part of the bargain!”

It’s funny I saw my ex-husband last Saturday at a memorial for the friend that introduced us. I haven’t seen my ex in 15 years. I’ve done so much cool amazing stuff post-divorce. I have grown into myself. I’m now in graduate school for a 2nd career after having a successful 1st career.

I’m so sorry you are going through this. Remember to love yourself, and don’t be afraid to break down when you need to.

My husband has left me and we are divorcing, not my choice. Looking for any comfort or advice, especially from those who have survived this.

I’m wondering what these guys are going to do once the election is over. They need a machine to rage against, as a punching bag for their frustrations. If Hillary wins, are they going to take it up a notch and rage even harder? Yes, I’m worried for actual violence.

Look at him in all his big, buttery glory.

Big Butter Jesus sounds like a porn star name.

I found my mom’s vibrator

Back in the Blockbuster days, my mom picked some random movie we’d never heard of and then I sat down to watch it with Mom, Dad, big sis, and big sissy’s bff. The movie was Quills, about the Marquis de Sade.
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We told mom she wasn’t allowed to pick the movies anymore.

at a previous job, god, i cannot believe i’m saying this, a coworker asked me to help clean up her home computer because it had run out of space and she had no idea how that could be. since i knew she had a son, i had an inkling of what might be taking up all that space. and while i fully expected to find many large…

Every time she does, I’ll threaten to make her listen to McLusky:

Trump will return the tobacco industry to its thriving growth of the 1950s!

Yeah, and “war on coal.” Like, take that shit up with technology. Coal is not efficient and is outdated. We also don’t have wide-spread use fucking steam or water-powered mills. So, even setting aside the environmental issues (because we know they cannot accept science) coal-powered generators are also not…

Still better than the time I was on a flight from Atlanta to Seattle and the deaf woman next to me wanted to talk about how much she loved Jeaus. Putting on headphones wasn’t going to be a deterrent to her passing little slips of paper onto my tray table every 3 minutes.

HA everyone if you haven’t been to the Creation Museum outside of Cincinnati it is a fucking laugh. For the first twenty minutes anyway, until all the people there start getting pissed at you and you realize that there are in fact people in the world who do believe that the mannequin of Adam holding a stuffed penguin…

You can literally not buy a ticket for an actual baby and this guy bought a ticket, AND put the doll’s name on it.