I got a card telling me a donation had been made in my name to the “Human Fund”.

I purge the NOS system to cool the batteries. 

Ah yes, my favorite way to cheese Gran Turismo 4

Just when I think Torchy couldn’t possibly have any more interesting articles about turn indicators left...

To be fair, the people who had their vehicles dropped on them by HF jackstands are not available for comment.

This is very, very, very good David. Thank you for doing a picture+text article with an interesting topic. More of this pretty please.

The BMW Subscription Service is approved. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2021. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. BMW Subscription Service begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. The BMW…

“STICK TO CARS!!!”

I celebrate Pride the remaining 11 months of the year, not just June.

No.

Guess if they miss a bunch of people get smished to smithereens then. Actually I just wanted to say that word. Smithereens!

“Come down to your local Ford dealer, and see if the new Bronco fits you like a glove.”

As long as they don’t try to recreate the chase with a white one. That actually does seem like a terrible idea.

F is for friends who do stuff together?

The best prophets are cynical artists.

Two, so far.

* Patrick George has entered the chat

Fans of the original games: we want RPG elements back!

I think you mis-spelled Elio.

Drug dealers out of business when everyone goes clean.