Thank your local (heavily lobbied/bought off) Congressperson.

This car FUCKS

Bcause there's a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven. Duh.

HEY MIKEY, GET A LOAD OF PAULY’S NEW KA!

I see this Prius Pickup pretty regularly. I like the Model 3 version better though. At least they got rid of the rear door handles.

lol...but seriously let’s not suggest that people call the police for dumb shit, because people WILL call the police for dumb shit.

How about just a barcode that sort of resembles the word “Rich”?

you mean the car that performed really bad and had a transmission that could barely get the car up a slight incline while making sure that everyone within a 2mi radius could hear it change gears with a loud “clunk” noise is going away?

Due to car website and NSFW reasons I’m going to assume topless means you want a convertible.

I believe you misspelled Years. 

You act like muscle cars shouldn’t share an engine with the postal trucks...

Lawrence... Kansas? Lawrence... State?

the right ‘wing’ has a fuel gauge, fuel range, outside temp, and your cruise control set speed.

Ice cleared from the windshield

counterpoint

Imported this bad boy from Detroit.

Very well loved in SoCal by all gearheads, and somehow missed and under appreciated outside of SoCal. Hell a great low rider shows up at a C&C and no one cares about the Enzo.

I like it, not as elegant as the original jag, but kind of funky and weird. I like funky and weird.