Not really sure. The first thing that would come to mind with those 3 words would be a Shelby tuned, Hemi swapped Evo. Even that doesn’t seem likely.

The words “Dodge”, “Shelby” and “Lancer” all don’t seem to go together.

I really hope that a nearby GM dealer counters this by turning a GMC Canyon into a Syclone

Aren’t i3 and i5 names already copyrighted by Intel?

I can’t wait for the BB-S86564-9E-BA-9876-E7 Gran Coupe to be released

In that case, what is Torch’s favorite album?

Is this the Official Favorite Album of Torch?

Seemed to work for Homer Simpson!

I was going to recommend the Chevrolet Lumina for this but I remembered that the 1st one of these was the Corsica, and that’s too similar. The fact that I completely forgot about it shows exactly how meh it is!

Cotd

But we call him J-Zed, right?

*Tabernacle

The link is broken.

Am I the only one still bitter about the 3 series coupes becoming the 4 series? I’ve refused to like the M4 (and I guess the rest of the 4 series) because of that. BRING BACK THE M3 COUPE!

*buys a shotgun

Welcome back!

They fixed the article. This is definitely the worst day in inaccurate CNN F1 article loss ever.

I bet it sucks cuz it ain't got dat VTEC, Yo.

Lame! Accidentally killing yourself is the best part of wrenching on your car.

If every generation of Prius gets progressively uglier, what will the next generation look like? I’m cringing just thinking about it. Also, great user name.