How the hell did Toyota manage to make this even uglier than before?

Here is an Idea. Buy 3 cheap ultra reliable used cars and abuse them very hard and see what car breaks last. (Count the days that they are alive for, only including days of use. At the end “Car 1 lasted 17 days of hardcore abuse, Car 2 lasted 5 days of abuse, Car 3 lasted 55 days of abuse. Buy car 3. Or have a DeMuro…

Am I fancy then? All of our garbage usually ends up in the cupholders instead of the floor.

B-21 Razorback. Or phoenix. OR the B-21 Sky Demon. Or the B-21 BoB 12-B (because it’s cool to be the same forwards as it is backwards). You decide.

Luxury and pleasure? Do they know what a cavalier is?

If I was on that ship I would watch the movie Titanic in my room.

Volkswagen, forget 2015 and buy our cars already.

Noooo! RIP. car thatat I wanted to see win the first LeMans I actually paid attention to. This is a sad day.

‘59 caddy in pink? It needs to be pink. Or maybe importing a reliant robin from the UK? They are WAY under budget and exiting. And we would see how nice people from Philly really are. Just get a racing harness for it. Or a Subaru 360! Replace the hummer with it’s polar opposite! Who am I kidding, you probably won’t…

(Checks to make sure not commenting on really old post). What about the Supra? Those are always ruined.

Umm (cough cough)

And it wasn’t even an NA Miata!!!!!!

Anything with a stick

Extra Jalop points to who identifies this very Jalop Brown Manual Wagon. BTW please do a write up about it Torch, it seems right up your alley!

Nooooo I NEED to be there. (By the way, when I get very rich, that 787b WILL be mine).

You wrote max Max and not mad Max

Rotary + Pickup + not super pricey = NP

Not brown, no place on Jalopnik.

Aha, I thought it was on purpose but wanted to make sure.

Am I the only one who noticed you said “Tarvis” and not “Travis”? If this was on purpose, then please tell me, but it looks like you have made a mistake. (By the way, I’m sorry that I’m being that guy who points out mistakes.)