Sell on EBay as “ran when parked”

Only the Italians can make this possible.

Nope, squashed beetle with mods.

This reminds me of those people who try to sell a ‘92 Honda Civic for 10 million on the Forza 4 auction house.

What about a clean Pontiac G8 GT? With the 6.0 v8 it has the power to be cooler than the 35 Ricer Civics in the High School parking lot, and the styling to not attract Police attention. And at about 18k, you can have money left over to repair it from the inevitable accident!

You beat me to it! I was going to say that!

An article about the beetle not written by Torch? WHAT HAS BECOME OF JALOPNIK???????!!!!!!!!!!

I have a question, in JDM cars like the skyline, is the shift pattern the same as other outlets from north America ie: 1st gear to the left, or reversed, ie: 1st gear to the right? Also, when can we expect the very tasteful JDM stickers?

The CVT!

So, did anyone else get a random chimp, Ralph Nader and a Dalek?

I’m just kidding, you can probably just walk for free.

The cheapest way to get in is for a grand total of 0 dollars! Just steal a bus and smash through the toll gates.

Nice post Doug, only one thing left to do! Slap a truckload of JDM stickers on the GTR! Here, I will help you get started!

I see one problem with your suggestion, this is jalopnik and your post doesn’t include miata or “mx5” for Europeans

I like the way you think

Well how about this (at time of comment) 200 dollar Toyota?

I know this is highly technical writing, but please follow along, because there will be a quiz later.

Doug, your second car needs to be the cheapest Alfa Romeo in running order you can find!

Do they have Carmax in Canada? If so then I need a Carmax Alfa Romeo

Do they have Carmax in Canada? If they do, then I really want a carmax Alfa Romeo.