Says the Cards fan who took the time to open the post and comment.

Apologize for your shitty take

Well, I care.

Bet a DH doesn’t get hit in the face with this pitch.

I just assume that everyone in Florida is committing some sort of crime.

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

He didn’t Czech himself and thus wrecked himself.

Please clarify which one is kids and which is pets in your example.

100%. Three years ago we got a dog because I work from home and ‘wanted some company’. Today, this dog which I love, is such a pain in the ass that I just wish I had some time to myself. Every few months I find myself googling ‘Rotweiller life spans’. It complicates every night out, every vacation, every trip to run…

It’s all true. I have a dog and I love her to death. I also cannot wait to not have a dog. These are NOT contradictory feelings.

Kasich seemed like the most sane and qualified candidate to be president.

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Not surprising. Normally Padres and Cardinals only agree nothing was seen when one of them actually touches someone.

then you’d be bitching about not being able to watch them all.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

Still don’t know what started this. Still don’t ever want this to end.

Your head. The joke went over it.

Because they have the most insufferable players and fans in the game. “How could you not want to be part of this tradition of moral superiority?!?!”

Typical Deadspin, always sticking up for Cardinals fans, or as they call them around here “the greatest fans in baseball”. I’m sick of the pro-Cardinal bias of this place!