This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

Reporter: What were you thinking out there?

Someone might have already asked this, but is this like 500 Days of Kristen? Because I would actually enjoy a daily post of how many games St. Louis has lost. Of course, that isn’t the baseball way of doing things.

please let this be a series where you update us every time they lose a game.

So now that you have to make contact, does over-the-shirt still count as second base? Asking for a friend.

Ted Cruz: Duck Hunt is, at least, phonetically accurate.

Isn’t this really about the states getting a cut of the cash that Daily Fantasy generates?

I get asked that one a lot. The New York AG case is really the tipping point for everything. If DraftKings and FanDuel lose that one (still to play out), they lose not only the ability to operate in NY, but also face prospect of significant clawbacks under New York law. They would potentially be forced to disgorge all…

I don’t house edge exists in fantasy sports, don’t you play against other players and pay a fee to do so?

Says the guy who’s obviously never been to prison...

“Psshh...A tattoo to prove you’re loyal? That’s stupid. I have a card that proves I’m loyal and every 10th time I use it, I get a free pizza.”
-Joe Flacco