Excellent article. I tried it just this afternoon and there wasn’t the usual mess crumbs under my desk and in my lap. Thanks for the sound advice. Saved me all the embarrassment that comes with crumbs. The staring. The laughter behind my back.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

umm isn’t this what body painters do? how is this at all like “the dress”? which was fucking gold and white.

You mean Alex Gonzalez’s booted double play hurt?

Now, being a middle-aged dude. I just want to see my favorite team across all sports win a damned championship.

My guess is Kershaw pitches well but not lights out and Cubs win game 6. That is obviously based off nothing and I’m the worst gambler in the world.

Wilson: What’s a v?

On... on his foot, right?

Really? I actually found this pretty funny

All fans are a bunch of bandwagon-riding classless assholes.

This is like the ending of a m. night shyamalan movie. Report on all the losses then boom - report on a win. And that they didn’t make the playoffs. A+ effort Samer and friends.

Shocker.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Like hell I’m benching Gary Barnidge!

Some say Kiante might get better with prolonged cellaring.

In the category of “Things I totally expected.”

If they win WS...... UGGGH

Elliott say Thompson was never even his girlfriend, just someone he hooked up with before. All the girlfriend talk comes from her end.

90% of the people that read deadspin just want to make funny jokes in the comments.

Show off. This isn’t how things should be done.