I was on the edge of my seat to get up and leave and stop watching during the pilot. Everything the kid did was so stupid and backwards I just couldn’t take it.

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

Clearly this is just Occam’s Kinja account trying to spam-promote his Razors.

You’re annoying as fuck.

i sure hope everything is ok with that woman’s vagina.

IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

I’m glad to see we are still getting these comments so late in the season. Dedication from the BFiB. Would expect nothing else.

Irony is accurately pointing out that something is incoherent while also managing to be incoherent. Well done.

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

Unrelated

So, like, maybe notify the police?

Perhaps America’s willingness to look the other way at tax evasion will ultimately be what makes MLS attractive to the world’s best.

“The officer continued to knock on the window until the passenger, 29-year-old Marissa O. Staples of Cincinnati, said “what’s up,”

I don’t see how a sports website discussing a rare thing that happened in a 15-inning game constitutes a slow news day.

Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

Most people hate the Cardinals so...Probably!

This is correct.

Before anybody asks, no this will not ever get old.