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Another sign they're meant to be together!

I also love how he holds his bullet proof jacket up to his head to deflect bullets. A bit unrealistic perhaps that a jacket could be *that* bulletproof, but like you said, it abides by its rules remarkably well.

Flame war time! Who wins in a fight: John Wick or Rama (Iko Uwais) from The Raid?

Me and my friends were discussing why Wick holds pistols slanted the way he does. Besides looking cool as hell, the best answer I could come up with is it's a close quarters grip, minimizing the chance that someone disarms him; and since you can't hold a pistol straight when it's at your chest, you tilt it for a more

Or it actually happened lol. Where did he get that limp I wonder? Was it when falling down that ridiculous set of stairs with Common? That's one thing I love about these movies: everything looks planned out, giving it a greater realism. Ammunition is (as far as I can tell) accurately depleted, unlike Michael Bay

I loved that moment! I have no idea how he did it lol. I also loved how the aspect ratio shifted right before before the concert escape scene; shrinking in size to mimic Wick's focus zeroing in.

Please don't get rid of Spicer. His train wreck press briefings and personality are the only silver lining of this shit show

Joking aside, this is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks. At the very least, we'll have golden material for comedians for the next 4 years.

Does verbal diarrhea count in the above metric?

Sony's clear fuckless attitude toward its movies combined with its transparent greed and desperation to create the next big cinematic universe makes me worried for the Dark Tower…

Shout-out to Adams for hitting the nail on the head: hopefully the show can die now that the world reflects the show, and people realize that nihilism isn't as fun to live in as it is to watch. For how backwards everything is now, though, it'll probably become more popular than ever.

It strikes me as odd that after Lenny's big speech to the cardinals, his first move is to go intimidate some nobody who sees Mary in a sheep. Don't they have hitmen on retainer or something?

You've convinced me to watch! Well, the cast convinced me to watch, but you informed me of the cast! (Sold on Ron Funches again playing someone named Ron XD)

Not entirely caught up on Marvel's comics kerfuffles at the moment, but it seems safe to say that the characters' cinematic representations are closer to the spirit of the actual characters. Weird how that happened.

When he runs out of the White House with his pants off, they'll have no choice but to impeach him. Right?

I love the random/arbitrary yet totally common sense reasoning of the Medium Place. Your favorite beer, warm; every song ever sung, by the Eagles (just the live cuts); William Shatner poetry. I'd like to add every show ever made, but with crappy 240p resolution so they're almost unwatchable.

It better go a lot longer than that.

I'm not worthy to share his name.

Arcade Fire released a new one today, ominously titled "I Give You Power." Perfect for your protest road trip!

I'll believe it when I see it. I love del Toro and Hellboy, but he has more dropped/cancelled projects than anyone in Hollywood (in a parallel universe, At the Mountains of Madness was released and somehow stops Donald Trump from becoming president).