Self-driving-koala is sad.

The Escala is used in ads to help drive traffic to the dealer. It’s called the Cadillac Escala aid.

no Stef you heard the man in the bucket hat Corvettes are bad

As a 20-something year old who drives a Cayman S, I totally get what he’s saying. People judge hardcore and despite me loving every minute of my car, there’s a part of me that feels bad about the perception people have of me in it.

Drive what you love (unless you love Corvettes)

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

That just seems like normal BMW depreciation.

is it possible to actually configure one that way off the shelf? because yes please.
clean, subtle, gorgeous.

I promise that, behind the scenes, I’ll be bothering the hell out of Ballaban and Patrick George to let me write more for them.

Can confirm, I cringed. Except the Porsche configurator one... I LOL’ed at that one.

These made me cackle evilly.

Here’s what you do, you buy Ninja 250 for $3K, try it out. If you want to move up or don’t like it. Sell it for $2500.

Of course there was debris on the road, it’s the fucking tail. There is sand and gravel on the inside and outside of every corner, random branches fall into the road, pieces from some other idiots wreck, and that’s not even mentioning the other idiots who will be driving too fast and lane cutting.

...there was some debris on the road and the driver lost traction.

Pretty close to the concept, except for the enormous gullwing doors of course.

Holy shit this new Kinja sucks.

they hide them in The Secret Place where they taunt you and you can’t touch them

There’s a fix for cars built before 2015?

If it’s not hurting anyone, sure.

People will be soft on this because it’s a vet, and we all want to support our vets. If it was out in the country, it wouldn’t be a problem.