(The words you typed here don’t matter.)

And all the text will come from weathertech ads.

Nope. Not gonna happen.

Do people still send the old school death threats through mail or is it mostly email and texts these days? Something charming about receiving a letter with type face cut out of various news and magazine clippings detailing the horrific demise I’m about to face.

Paint it green and you could go dino hunting.

We brake for shooting brakes!

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

Edit: Didn’t realize the malibu was still in front. Thought it was the Grand Am because of the resolution.

Obviously, brake checking someone at that speed is ridiculously unsafe and a major asshole move in any case. But still, I don’t see how it’s the brake-checkers direct fault here. Surely he caused her to be more…

And Mary Barra was like “See, the Cobalt actually saved someone!”

I am shocked, shocked I tell you!

Thank God the FBI was able to solve this crime.

Any plans for a tune?

Maybe it’s just because I got on a random GTI kick yesterday, but isn’t GTI the answer to this question?

Nothing looks better than the clown shoe.

Woo! Finally, some props from Jalopnik. Here is mine (1 of 7 with S54, LSB/Black):

I’ve found that anyone using the phrase “fake news” recently doesn’t really know much of anything.

‘Lucid Air’ sounds like what Rockstar Games would call it if they had to parody a Tesla in a Grand Theft Auto game.

“Aggressively adequate” is a fantastic description for the Passat.

@wm3: how hard is it to speak english?