SAVAGE

Keith Primeau... what a guy!

Don’t worry, you’ll be able to buy one of these rare option packages in 2048 at Mecum Moscow for 4 billion rupees.

Smile and nod. It’s like arguing with someone about politics on Facebook.

i’ll third this notion. BRING THEM BACK.

What about moving them to St. Louis?

How dare you say the Panamera looks like the E-Type? HOW DARE YOU SIR.

Word on the street is Providence is the other New England location in the works.

this take is

Um, Tesla is domestic.

I haven’t vacuumed my house manually in over a month either but you don’t see me bragging about it.

I haven’t vacuumed my house manually in over a month either but you don’t see me bragging about it.

fuck off

SEPPUKU

Eat a dick

I’ll leave you with this parting gift of a car without the nonexistant “stability control tune”.

Jesus Christ. I’m not talking about the MKV, MKVI, or MKVII.

Once again, I claimed the R32 was more raw relative to the Golf R.

Okay, drive an S2000 or a Miata and then drive a Golf R.

I’d prefer the Polestar, but the Golf R does it all for 36k.

Hulk Hogan calls out Gawker for... oh fuck it nevermind.