The R32 was certainly a hot hatch 12 years ago. It’s far more raw and direct than the new Golf R is. If anything the new one is the comfortable GT.

Yes, we’re all sure of that, just like every other big tech release. But plenty of us aren’t suckers, and those people exist now anyway. At least we can get it from the store like everyone else for the same price if we do it properly.

Baby Seat: This is the real key— can you simply get a baby seat in the car, so your offspring can be hauled around with reasonable safety? To do this, the car needs, legally, a back seat of some kind.

Yes. Here is a delicious one from a local spot:

The money may come from it in the short term, but turning yourself into yet another dealer-focused car buying site will just make sure you blend in with the crowd.

You’re talking to someone who refuses to trade his R32 in for a Golf R.

TrueCar is a fucking joke now.

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This is your brain on Jezebel.

That’s why Dad named you Joe Dirt instead of Nunamaker.

If there was a video of a fat kid bowling over toddlers on the way to a Nerf hoop on YouTube that shit would have 300 million views.

Difference between Saturn and Tesla?

They’ve dumped two cylinders and that sweet smooth inline six feel for a four banger...

Ferris Bueller you’re my hero.

In case you didn’t know... they were one of the original companies that started the scooter craze. These were a thing before Razor was, and they were better built. I had one when I was a wee lad and it was the best thing ever to an 11 year old.

Four wheeled Ruckus’s? :p

though it features a variety of smokin’ male babes

I hope this movie is so effing terrible and it bombs. Then nobody will shovel coal (and money) into future hype machines.

I kinda wish his name was Greg Ostertag.

Five o’clock shadow?