Want to get laid in college?

You’re a dumb comparison.

I guess this is what happens when a Camaro contracts the Zika virus and gets pregnant.

*if it came in a god damned hatchback

Sam - could you figure out a way to get me his contact information? Very interested.

What the hell is Aztek’y about the M6 Gran Coupe? That car is beautiful.

It won’t be a challenge when people already buy and make it work with the Leaf, i3, Spark EV, Fit EV, Fiat 500 EV...

Fiat dealers are drying up left and right. First the one 3 miles from my house shut down last year, and now my next choice for service closed last week. Combine in reliability on the wrong side of mediocrity and I don’t see a great future for these cars here unfortunately.

Instead of a ring of condensation you’ll have five spokes of condensation. BIG WHEEL knows how to market. Permanent billboard stained onto your coffee table.

What the actual fuck is “artisanal” wood?

I just can’t imagine that he was unable to wrap his head around the business case for Peyton’s LAST RODEO. If he was only going to be 10%-20% better than Peyton it still wouldn’t have been worth it to sub him in from the sales perspective of things like BIG NFL JERSEY. And they won the Super Bowl, so regardless of if…

Dude you’re bad at grammar

It baffles me that they didn’t make this car a liftback. BAFFLES I SAY.

Hey Elway, I hear Manziel is just itching to move to legal pot land.

If anyone wants to give me $55 mil to see me naked through a peephole just holla, yo.

Where’s Ground Round? That place sucks.

Holy hell I love that interior so much.

He’s Chris “No, not Captain America, the ginger one“ Evans

Nope. She’s a psychopath asshole. You can go give her a hug though, pansy.