HahahaHAHAHAHAHA!! 😆🤣

About 6:35 into the episode- Why: Reporters Affecting Accents

“MISSSTER RUUUUUUUUUUuuuuUUUSH!” lololol I loved Monroe Ficus

Absofuckinglutely!! Holy Moly, I cannot express how much how much I love it! You made my day with that one

Voldemorty!!!

So, my sister’s married name is Dyck. She is a nurse, and while living in Nevada her personalized plates were, “DYCK RN” -fine.

When I was in my 20s, I managed a restaurant. Once in a while I would stay super late after closing (to catch up on inventory, scheduling, etc), then walk home alone at around 3:00 am. On one such occasion, about two minutes into my five minute journey, my stomach began to BOIL. I quickened my pace & clenched my ass…

Holy shit YESSSSSS! Crotch punch!

Meatloaf people

Hahaha mine called it, “money” (also his first word) - I really have no clue

I worked at arby’s for seven years in my teens/early 20s. Each “roast beef” comes in a 10 lb Ziploc bag - before it’s cooked, it has the look AND consistency of that pink jello/whipped cream parfait shit. Would I do it with the CEO of Hell Meat in a Bag? Would I eat the HMiaB?? FUCK NO TO BOTH QUESTIONS!!

Yep something very similar happened to me on the roller coaster at State Line (CA/NV border). Sat on the lap belt unknowingly, bar didn’t latch, employees dgaf. I prayed that if I lived, I’d never go on another coaster!