So the guy who called Obama “kind of a dick” turns out to be... a giant dick. Shocking.

According to legal documents obtained by The Blast, Mr. Easy Like Sunday Morning has filed to trademark “HERE COMES DA JUDGE” and “HERE COMES DA JUDGE — LIONEL RICHIE.”

Agree. Kim Cattrall is an amazing actor...but especially an amazing comic actor.

But you realize she’s not complaining about other girls who just LOOK different than she does, right? She’s saying she doesn’t want to be a girl who derives all of her self-worth from material things or men’s approval. Maybe it’s an LA thing, but I see women all the time who might as well be wearing a T-shirt that…

Part of it is also that she’s well...right?

What’s wrong with making fun of idiots like the Kardashians?

That’s honestly who I thought it would be about when I read that a Nic person had been canned. Those whispers have been almost as strong as Weinstein’s.

So is anyone going to mention Dan Schneider next? I imagine the execs at Nick have had a very nerve-racking few weeks over him.

Well, well, well. So she was as bad as she seemed.

Oh my fucking god. What a time to be alive...

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

remember when Rivers called Michelle Obama a “tranny”?

EXACTLY what I was thinking. God, she’s such a poseur.

This threw me off too. I know nothing about hair but it seems that going from blue to blonde with a box is kind of difficult. I suppose a professional could make it happen, but really.

That piece of shit will be working at another police department by the end of the week.

Yeah nothing to see here, he will go on to be hired at another loser police department.

Paul Wesley and Phoebe Tonkin

Charlotte Gainsbourg has a high tolerance for disgusting auteur types, in case you forgot who her father was.

Yeah, and Marsha Blackburn posted a video with blatant lies in it that was taken down and put right back up after whining, but apparently what McGowen posted is just a bridge too far for Twitter.

The only part about all of this I find even remotely surprising is that Weinstein clearly thinks that he’s on track for a comeback.