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Connie Crapapple Milligan
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Yes, all of this. The man has made his career furthering some of the most toxic influences on our current culture. Fuck him, and Andy too.

Plus, he’s just so boring. Every time I’m watching him interview someone, I mostly just spend my time wishing Graham Norton was conducting the interview again. He’s a poor, poor, poor man’s Graham Norton.

I hate Andy Cohen. He’s the basic cable antichrist. The man who single-handedly extended the fetid life of reality TV and made it even worse. While also giving a blueprint now followed by every terrible show with terrible people showing their terrible lives, then getting invited to be even more terrible on his

I’m sorry, but do you mean to tell me that the person who brought the Real Housewives into existence is less somehow offensive than someone who unabashedly demonstrates her vitriol toward 45*? Cool.

We should really get some sort of settlement for Gigli.

The sienna miller one is bad too. White bedsheet attached to metallic swimsuit. Bleh.

lol, you still around, angelique?

I’ve met Chapman once, during NY fashion week, and she was not very nice. Plus I didn’t even get a glas of water while I was reporting backstage for two hours because I ‘wasn’t a model’, so said security (one of the models got me a bottle of water from the heavily guarded part of the room with food and drinks).

Oh no she’s done for. It’s way too publicized at this point. I mean, maybe Stacy Dash or that Joy chick who wore the Trump gown..oh wait, were talking about famous people.

I clicked all the links to the dresses mentioned to refresh my memory....and like, maybe they won’t since now they don’t have to? A lot of these gowns were pretty awful.

SO relieved that it wasn’t Eileen Fisher! 💦

Malin and Goetz has the best aluminum free deodorant I have ever tried. No one sells it near me though and shipping is like 1/2 of the cost of the thing. Seriously, I’m a caterer and I regularly work vineyard weddings where I am sweating all fucking day and this stuff leaves me fresh as a daisy. The next best I have

Aside from her designs being fucking hideous she has a reputation both within the industry and out for being an asshole. This comes as no surprise.

I gave up on academia because I realized way too stressful for me. If stuff like this had happened to me, I would either have murdered someone or killed myself. Like, fuck.

“Is there Jane” for 20 minutes?

I have a feeling that Sarah Ferguson would have been a trainwreck regardless of whether she married into a royal family or not.

His low self esteem episode over the comments made by the Mayor of San Juan has been incredible to watch. He so deeply needs help but instead we’re all going to have to scream dance until he’s done being our country’s brand.

Maybe her experience with atheletes will have turned her off fit dudes who work out!

Bald has never been a deal breaker for me. Bald is only creepy when they do that Donald Trump combover or they grow it really long in the back like 80s Michael Bolton. Otherwise, bald but close cropped like Will or Woody Harrelson or anyone else like that is A-OK and still pretty damn hot.

This seems like another “vanity” lawsuit in which he (and his lawyer) will loudly protest his innocence of the awful, well-known charges and then later, before discovery, he will drop the suit and it’ll be acknowledged on Page 22A. voila!