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Connie Crapapple Milligan
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Does Javier not have the right to an opinion that might differ from yours?

Neither do I. NOTHING here was shocking. I dont believe for one second he was cheating. He spent a weekend in a hotel room with a stripper while his pregnant millionaire gf, daughter of the worlds most powerful mega phone was in his house?? And whats with the numerous gossip outlets that have sat on the receipts from

Why cant an older lady play a younger part. 20 year old womxn play 13 year old roles. And 20 year old womxn play 40 year old roles but once youre too old i guess you cant act anymore and you have to just be yourself. That’s sexist and agist. But guess since shes female it doesnt matter since the only females that

Thank you! I have mentioned Life After Life to so many producers, it’s ridiculous! With the caveat that I’m telling them to option it, fully knowing I’m not the writer strong enough to adapt it, so my motives are totally pure!

Whenever people were married for a long time and then they move on to a new relationship, I always read everything they boast about as an insult to their former partner (though hopefully in most cases it’s not meant that way and I’m just cynical). “And most of all thank you @bradfalchuk for the true happiness.” In my

I’m guessing that one would need professional certifications or graduate degrees to make the claim to being a geologist.

He should say he majored in geology, not imply that he has done advanced worked work in the field in the recent past.

She ain’t getting booked for her accounting skillz.

So, dropping $600,000 to make $140,000 is what Cardi B considers making a money move?

It’s Twue! It’s Twue!

*Insert Marihuana Pun Here*

“Even with my wife, I see her as a representation, as a Marie Antoinette of our time,” West told Vervoordt, adding that their work as designers “will represent humanity for the next 500 to 1,000 years.”

Obsequious is the perfect word for him. Both he and Fallon have this absurd fake over-laughing thing that makes my skin crawl.

Kanye seems to think he’s some kind of great thinker (lol), comparing his wife to a spoiled, vapid, princess seems super bitchy. It’s like he assumes she’s too dumb to understand the insult, so it’s safe

It’s super weird to say she was brought up to be politically advantageous to her brother when her mother was Empress of the Austrian Empire when Marie Antoinette was sent off to eventually be Queen of France. Sure Maria Theresa could never be Holy Roman Emperor because of her gender and at that point her son Joseph

Ms. Crapapple Milligan, please sit right here by me. I have openly bitched about this precise issue all week. Who would want to have the empty, meaningless, vapid existences these two are endlessly promoting. Imagine living in a house with no books, other than the children’s, that aren’t picture books, almost

That sounds wonderful! Tell me, do the neighborhood kids also help brush and groom your high horse?

A loud noise happens, you miss something and can’t touch your device to rewind because your hands are wet. Pure genius.

I’ll do this, but just when generally cleaning the kitchen. As I said in the soaking article yesterday, everything goes in the dishwasher and dishwashers are mandatory for homes (both of these declarations upset one or two people.)

I can never hear the podcast over the water but this obviously applies to other tasks - e.g., loading the dishwasher, which is much better :)