conman577
conman577
conman577

we go now to a live shot of me getting banned from the internet and riding off into the sunset

Losers: “haha penis stage”

Me, a man of taste: 

Speedrunning is purposeful breaking of a game to achieve a result, with their being competitions that both allow and disallow glitches.

Let this game die already.

in other words, this is the royal wii?

this is why you dont buy day 1 folks!

Gamers can be just the biggest fucking babies.

But did he catch anything?

Stick to things you understand grampa.

On the other hand fuck this racist piece of shit. And fuck you too.

Dear Founding Fathers:

This is why competitive Melee needs to die.

So basically he cheats, can’t cheat how he wants to cheat, and refuses to play without being able to cheat.

You’re calling someone a “god” who relies on a glitchy controller and can’t compete with a normal controller. That pretty much cancels out the “god” status, as an actual god player could still play the game with a normal controller.

occupants of countries clearly unable to govern themselves

I think the minimal specs thing is fine. Im getting tired of the continual push for better graphics. We’re in a good place currently, we can make games look very nice, and play ver nice. Everyone needs to slow down on that, and instead work on getting better gameplay.

All due respect, but your assessment of Zelda is off. It’s something special.

There should be an Flag option added called “stupid” for people like this.

i cropped this so i could fit the titties in

The miner who discovered it was given a bonus serving of gruel at lunch.