This is the most accurate representation of Call of Duty EVER.

No. This is a real fire. iPhones are fireproof. Throw them into fires! Impress your friends!

No older pokemon show up until you beat the game.

@Darrisbob1: I understand and agree with you. Our own mortality is something I've thought about, and I know Miyamoto's eventual passing will be hard on everyone who grew up in the Golden age. Everything good must come to pass someday.

Digital download only? Again?

OhmygodDOWANTMETROID.

Awesome, lets increase the percentage of beef so the prices can go up.

I'm still going to bet on it getting delayed again, just for the troll factor.

So where's Adam to authorize the use of this cameo?

The game isn't even that good. I played it. Its castle crushers with different skin.

@GHNeko: No items

Tourneyfags.

@thedoommarine: That was amazing.

That's painful to look at. It hits deep, man.

They're learning.

@GluttonousGamer: Its cute how people love to troll a news site.

I wish I could get one of these. This would make for a seriously badass conversational piece.

This article.

@acamas: No, Plutonium.

God, that is sexy.