Perhaps you would like to purchase one of my patented, sexy Ghostbustiers? It’s a bustier. With ghosts on it.

But, like, doesn’t an actual rich person not care about making money? OR - if she is so intensely passionate about the underprivileged without towels, why not start a Towels for The Poors not-for-profit?

You mock but that’s how me and my wife met. We were both at a Podiatry convention in St. Kitts and, after my customary 75 backstroke laps to start my day, I got out of the pool and grabbed my commemorative Batman Forever beach towel only for our hands to meet as she reached for the same one. We laughed over the…

I watched it thinking “okay, it’s probably bad but like, HOW BAD could it be if this lady is performing it at a launch event for her products? Is it just some poorly done karaoke gone wrong?”

How does a 37 year-old woman in 2016 not know that this is offensive? Sincerely confused by this. And don’t say “Well she grew up around people like this” or “she’s from some idiotic all white town and doesn’t have any non-white friends” because there’s this thing called TV and movies and the news and various other…

This leaves me with a million levels of confusion. I simply don’t understand what any of this has to do with Murphy beds.

I think mixing up different cultures is something they learn in racistgarten.

Also, what is the point of a Murphy bed? I mean, you need enough floor space to accommodate the bed anyway, so you can only use that space temporarily during the day anyway. I mean, you’re not going to want to move furniture into that space. It’s not like there’s something stopping you from putting a half-finished…

It gets worse, wait till you find out what the former Apprentice host did.

Listen, usstraights have been bombarded with unnecessary images of Trump’s sex life for a while now. It’s your turn now. Deal with it.

This is a platform that unites all of America. No Trump Sex.

I don’t know but I think it’s pretty low to call her a walking benzo.

I can be supportive of someone’s efforts to learn a new language while also being frustrated by their inability to communicate clearly with a person who has paid for their services and failed to receive them, or been treated disrespectfully. I am very complicated that way.

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

Just waiting for some horrifying woman’s cloyster pics to show up in response to this new version of dick pics.

Don’t worry, Pokemon Go will not eat through your data allowance, because it only works for like 25 min before draining your battery.

This is gonna be one of those comment sections, so I just want to say I appreciate you sharing with your experience and hope things get better.

I am an American, and I never really “got” the “greatest country on Earth” marketing either.

Your country cares so little for you that it is necessary to start a GoFundMe for such a basic thing as higher education, so little that it is apparently not normal for children like this to go to school after high school, so little that a father can be murdered by your country’s police every month and nothing…