You’d think by now that people would realize, the way you and I obviously do, it’s illegal immigration only when the brown people from that country down there down south do it. Why is this so difficult to understand?

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

She wasn’t much of a student, either, and that didn’t stop her.

Flawleth? I don’t think tho! ;)

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

Investors are confused!

The closest Poke-stop is across the street from me. Groups of kids just walking aimlessly into the street. I’ve seen 3 or more cars have to swerve because some dumb ass forgot what there were taught in 1st grade about crossing the street. So at least the hordes aren’t camping out in front of my door.

“He said Dada today, three times!”

Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

Japan was never heard from again.

The first year it came back (2005 maybe?) it was so hot they sold out of water before beer. They had hoses all over, people were just wearing bathing suits and that was a completely reasonable outfit. Luckily we lived across the street so we just came and went for the bands we wanted to see. Oh and lots of umbrellas…

I would question the so-called morals of Republicans who defend “traditional marriage” so vociferously, given the way he selected his wife.

Not to mention how many horror stories came out of Sochi before things got underway there.

Exactly. Given the state of Rio and its dirty water and broken dreams, there will probably be lots of plastic bags in the audience needing some encouragement.

I’m not sure what’s more pathetic: that Meghan Trainor likes the Cheesecake Factory, or that she’s so stupid to think that she wouldn’t be recognized at one. The Venn diagram of Meghan Trainor fans and people who like the Cheesecake Factory is a single circle.

Right, Katy has songs like Firework about how even a plastic bag can achieve its dreams.

How about this song?

I hope it’s the same intern who designed the original Trump-Pencetration logo. I’m sure it’s a staffer who also consistently tells Trump that his “hair is looking great today!”