“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

Post Baby!

Zambillion Little Pieces.

I believe it's Sucker Punch.

She didn’t call a Black woman a nigger because her son died. She did it because she thinks we’re subhuman.

I can almost guarantee that before camera was rolling she and the camera man were casually chatting as they drove up. Their lives weren’t just shattered, they needed to have reporter faces on for the segment but were otherwise going about a day at the office.

Flying under the radar with my smooth matte stealth-grey remarks. Snarking and sneaking in with drive-by comments as it suits me, with no one to please or appease but myself. Committed to civil discourse but must say that anonymity on the kinja fringes is under-appreciated. Now I just embrace by greyness as I do my…

He is very talented and I really want to go to one of his concerts. That shit looks amazeballs.

Is it too much to ask that we don’t have foreigners doing the raping Americans should be doing?

Maybe if his name was ‘al-Hasteri’

I liked the original Ghostbusters! This one looks terrible. Look, they can try to copy it but there are just some fundamental differences between male and female actors. Like in the original, the men fought ghosts. Cool, right? Well in this one, the women are just fighting their urge for chocolate. ACK! Boring. Every…

we must, we must, we must increase our bust.

Getting extra feels from this, my citizenship interview is in 1 week, probably with oath ceremony a few weeks after that! We’ve come a long way from the Ellis Island days, but I am so glad NYC honors its immigrant city history as much as it does.

And the Dalai Lama gave a speech, today, in Sacramento.

As a naturalized citizen myself, I would like to say that when I attended the formal swearing-in naturalization ceremony (along with about 1,000 other fellow Americans) I was also given one of those tiny American flags depicted in the photo, to wave about at the end.

There’s a sad, sad part of me that truly believes Trump is the president America deserves.

Honestly, the US didn’t deserve the Obamas. The crap we put them through was shameless, and they handled it with such poise and grace. Also, yay, National Parks!

There is no doubt in my mind that he IS going to be remembered as one of the best presidents we’ve had. Thank you, Mr. President.

This is so unfair! On our cool blog we make sure everyone knows how safe gun owners are and how they save people’s lives all day long. Like kids, and family members, and friends, and co-workers, and customers, and girlfriends and husbands, and people taking gun safety classes, and concealed carry people, and complete…

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.