You must be very bad at math. Let’s take a $30,000 car. Add 25% to that and that’s $37,500. Also, in NY, that’d be another $600 in sales tax. So, that adds a total of $8,000 to the cost of the car. How is that nothing?

And yet not one single account was compromised, quite literally proving his statement.

I know, Trump is so stupid that he made billions in real estate

That’s probably right, but let’s think about that number for a second. You make $60,000 per year. After taxes (and let’s say you live in NY, because if you make $60,000 at 25, you’re in a blue state), you make about $45,000.

No. As the lessee you’re not the owner and you don’t have legal standing.

You know what, if in 2018 you can’t figure out how a keyless entry system works and you die as a result of it, then that’s probably ok. We need to weed out people like this from the gene pool.

Well... to be fair, most of these thieves are figments of your imagination.

Living in a third world country like Nicaragua you’re faced with a masked man around a corner looking to take your shit. So to live in a country where that is possible to prevent that, I will.

lawyers are generally terrible human beings.

That’s not a generalization at all. Good lord, could you like, for a second, think before speaking?

The only correct answer is Wegman’s. Beyond being a personal opinion, it’s also number one on every list of top grocery stores.

Yes, you can purchase your own reusable bag for $0.99 at nearly any grocery store.

Can you PLEASE stop trumpeting Cynthia Nixon? Just because she’s a Democrat doesn’t mean she’s not as dangerous as Trump. She has no experience in politics. She is an actor. She is not qualified to do anything besides act.

As a guitar player for 24 years and former teacher, it always baffled me as to why left handed people would want to play left handed guitars. By far and away, for right handed guitars, the most dexterous requirements are the left hand. I wish my left hand had the coordination of my right hand. It’d make playing crazy…

I say the following as someone against the death penalty: At this point, would anyone really have any qualms with a public execution of the executives you hid this fraud and moreover benefitted from it?

Yeah... they definitely don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving. I mean, it’s not like there’s some kind of age limit on who can buy alcohol and there’s definitely no law prohibiting establishments from serving visibly drunk people.

That’s just not true. Yes, you’re correct that the sale price goes to the person selling, but that drives supply and demand. If no one is buying, the price plummets as people dump their stock and the company’s market cap tanks.

GChat does not allow you to send SMS. GChat is just a messaging service like the old AIM. However, if you use GChat (now Hangouts) and Google Voice, it has integrated SMS. However, Hangouts cannot send SMS from your carrier number, only from your Google Voice number.

Make sure to change your W4 to “married but withhold at the higher single rate” if both of you make decent money.

I’m assuming you’re married?